The Big Bang - Glow-in-the-Dark Constellation Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

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Glow-in-the-Dark Printing
Supportive and enhancing pouch keeps the goods off your legs and out of the grundle.
Moisture wicking and breathable so you stay fresh, all damn day.
Soft. Like sooo soft. Like, softer than a baby chinchilla soft.
Anti-bunching, no-itch stitching, 4-way stretch.

These Go Great With This

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The Big Bang - Glow-in-the-Dark Constellation Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

Size:Small

Description

I bet you first saw this pattern and said, "aww! I love the stars!" Then, I bet you were like, "let me find the big dipper, I can always find that" and upon exploration of these constellation pattern Ball Hammock® you realize why we call them The Big Bang. I won't say anything more besides the fact that wearing glow in the dark pouch underwear is way better than non-glow in the dark anything. Once again, be mindful of who you purchase these for, or prepare for very awkward conversations.

Softest Fabric Around - Luxury 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex is moisture wicking and breathable.

All Modal is not equal. Our proprietary knitting process gives you a more sumptuous Modal per square inch for a softer, better fitting, and more durable product than the competition.

How it Fits - Perfectly, with an even and lightly compressive fit through the legs to prevent ride up, plus extra space and support for the twins. If you're between sizes or want more support, we recommend sizing down.

Size Measurements (US):

X-Small - Waist (inches): 23" - 26"; Hips (inches): 29" - 32"
Small - Waist (inches): 27" - 30"; Hips (inches): 33" - 36"
Medium - Waist (inches): 31" - 34"; Hips (inches): 37" - 40"
Large - Waist (inches): 35" - 38"; Hips (inches): 41" - 44"
X-Large - Waist (inches): 39" - 43"; Hips (inches): 45" - 48"
2XL - Waist (inches): 44" - 48"; Hips (inches): 49" - 52"